Mocking liberalism is like taking candy from a brat

People often ask me, how do you mock liberalism? I say, "It's easier than taking candy from a baby." The phrase 'taking candy from a baby' is based on the fact that babies are weak and powerless to keep you from taking the candy. Of course, you are probably thinking I am a typical nasty conservative, a cold-hearted soul that would rob a baby of its candy.

But this particular baby, called liberalism, is no ordinary baby. It's a brat.

Liberalism is a whining, temper-tantrum throwing baby who wants all the candy in the store. This baby wants to take all the collective money of the parents in the store, the entire wealth of the greedy parents who think that they have the right to spend their money on groceries, and to redistribute all that wealth in the form of candy for the company of brats who have never earned a penny in their life.

Such crying babies deserve to have their candy taken from them, until they learn how to work for and buy the candy with their own money, not with money that someone else earned. Misbehaving babies deserve no candy. And they are too weak to keep the candy from being taken.

That's why I mock liberalism. It's easy. It's fallacies are as obvious as a babies soiled diaper. It's misbehavior deserves it. And it's so gratifying.