Obama's Home State Epicenter of Global Cooling

Obama's home state is now the epicenter of this week's global cooling narrative. Chicago ended August with temperature lows not seen since 1872. I know Obama likes to compare himself with Abe Lincoln. That's ironic because Chicago hasn't been this cold since 7 years after honest Abe died. We should open the history books and find out what US Grant had to say about how humans were destroying the planet last time Chicago reached this inferno state. Can somebody find me a Civil War book and look up global warming?