Global Warming Update: Coolest NY June since 1958

Wake up people, we're going to hell in a hand basket! Quick, turn off your cars before they turn Planet Earth into an blazing ball of fire.

Note: if you absolutely, positively, have to drive, only drive in New York. They can afford it a bit more because they just had the COOLEST JUNE IN 51 YEARS! Does anyone else find this hilarious? The most liberal city in America is the epicenter of the global cooling phenomenon, suffering their coldest June in more than half a century, in the middle of liberalism's push to cram a global warming hoax agenda down America's throats.

Somebody call Al Gore and tell him to leave New York right away. He must be there. Everywhere the guy shows up it snows.

It's as if God is saying, "Hmm, these libs think people can control the weather? Only I can do that folks! Just to prove it, I'm going to start freezing the earth over. Starting in New York, of course."

If you're interested, check out a Fox News Article from 2008 which notes scientific observation of the largest temperature change in history (and it was a DECREASE in temperature). Another thing scientists have observed is that--and this is a shocker--solar activity has more of an impact on the earths temperature than human activity. That's right, you heard it first here, according to scientists, the sun has more to do with how hot it is outside than what car you drive.

Now, just to be fair to our environmentalist panic police, your car can certainly control the climate to some degree. Through a common device called "Air Conditioning", you can control the temperature of a small portion of the universe known by scientists as the your car's interior. But the temperature outside the car has more to do with the sun (i.e. "solar activity" according to really smart people who can figure this stuff out).

Have we really reached a place as a nation in which this sort of thing is necessary to say?