"God Awful" Liberal Racism

Compassionate Barbara Boxer: Hey, Mr. Alford, a bunch of other black people support this plan. Why don't you get on board with what some others of your kind think.

Misguided Harry Alford: That's racism. I don't care what color your skin is, this plan is stupid.

Non-racist Barbara Boxer: Racism? How is that racism? I'm a liberal, therefore I can't be racist. White conservative men are the only racists! If you were a "wise Latina" you'd understand.

Okay, so it wasn't word for word, but that's basically how this conversation went.